Monday, July 6, 2009

An Absurdity

I'm watching Fox News right now, because I have nothing better to do in my life. I checked out Comedy Central and it didn't catch my interest, so I went to the most amusing network on television. They are seriously trying to make the argument that Sarah Palin's resignation will boost our economy. Usually I can see the conservative perspective on things, but for the life of me, I can't see their argument here. We all know that she's going to spend the next two years roaming the country, getting paid obscene amounts of money to make poorly developed speeches to her conservative fans, but she seems to forget that 80% of America can already see through her Rove-with-a-vagina conservative appeal. its also no news that she is going to make a run for the White House, but she and her brainwashed idiots at Fox News seem to be the only ones that haven't got the memo yet. She has no credentials. She has no foreign policy experience. Aside from going to five different schools to get her bachelor's in journalism, her only credentials include failing at being the last breath from a dying McCain campaign and failing her Alaskan citizens (all 686,293 of them) when she decided not to follow through on her promise to serve her four year term as governor. If she manages to brainwash the 60 million votes she'll need to steal it will be the worse mark on our nation's record since Reagan sleeping in meetings, Eisenhower saying that Brown v. Board was a mistake, or Hoover falling asleep at the wheel of a falling economy.

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